"Lady Deadpool" One Shot Review


What?? I’m not sure what just happened. It was a hard to follow, violent, and bloody mess. What is this trainwreck? Lady Deadpool by Choi, Lashley, Townsend, and Woodard. Honestly, I can’t say that I liked it. *GASP* What of the friendly reviews?? Well…this isn’t one of them.
Lady Deadpool is HORRIBLE. Any comic that opens with a disgusting looking Hamburger isn’t one for me. I’m a Vegetarian, but that aside, this STILL looks effing nasty! She’s cutting it and accidentally cuts off the top of her finger. Screams of agony? None. Passing out? Nope. Her only regret is that she’s JUST done her nails… Despite cutting her finger off OVER afore mentioned barflicious Burger, she STILL eats it. Um…ew? The cable (or whatever she has) goes out. Oh snap! Lady Deadpool goes freaking crazy. She sets out on a journey to get it back. On the way she meets a guy named Charles. She can’t just say “hello” and be on her way. NO…she wants to have his babies. Charles ends up getting taken by some people, lots of blood and slaying commence…She kills Captain America (COME ON!) and I THINK she kills Charles in the end (at this point, I’m not sure what’s happening more than ever…). Blood, brains, and a few close-ups I could have done without…these aren’t a few of my favorite things…

On to the reviews!

Creativity of Writing: 2/5 It’s a story…about a chick…who kills a lot…over CABLE TELEVISION. It’s messed up on SO many levels.

Creativity of Art: 3/5 The coloring is cool. The line art is ok, I guess. The angles are pretty interesting. But in some places, there’s just too much detail (like the last page…Lady Deadpool’s bloody, drying, cracked lips. Freaking GROSS!).

Overall Casual Read: 3/5 I don’t like this comic. It’s not my thing. I don’t like the plot…I don’t like the detail in the art…It’s probably my least favorite comic that I’ve ever read. I’d be freaking horrified if this were my rainy-day read.   

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Wow. Lady Deadpool... that's just... weird. Being the horndog otaku I am, the idea of an established hero with boobs is usually something I want to see (see Spider Woman, the female Capatain Marvel, Supergirl... etc). But your review makes me not even want to check it out now.

I probably will, though. After all... boobs.

Ashleigh Davidson said...

LOL. Yeah. She's...dead. So unless you find cadavers reanimated sexy, probably not your thing. :) But on the other hand, the ones you listed are perfectly normal to pursue. Horn on, horndog...horn on.

Josh Clinton said...

Yeah, can't say I'm a big Lady Deadpool fan. I was at first happy about how much Deadpool is being thrown around in the Marvel universe these days, until crap like this started coming out. Do NOT get me started on the Rob Liefeld series. Yeah, Deadpool has some hardcore fans, but Lady Deadpool? Dogpool? One psychotic mercenary is enough, thank you.

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